You Know You're In Utah When...

• You can see several temples from one location
• Running in 3 degree weather and a foot of snow is no surprise
• You are asked several times by strangers if your son stuck his finger in a light socket (the humidity in Kauai apparently keeps his hair in control)
• Stores with names like "Modbe" and "Knee Length Shorts" are not uncommon
• You can get "gourmet" food--chocolate dipped strawberry included--for $7.99!!
• While in the grocery story, you hear a group of teenage boys stating that last weekend they "drank a case and a half" followed by "of water." Wow.